These green dice feel like they belong in a mossy tavern corner — next to a dagger with a questionable backstory and a half-finished quest you swear you’ll get back to.

Disclaimer: I didn’t make them (yet). One day I will — but getting the balance right is non-negotiable, and until I can do that without accidentally cursing someone’s rolls, I’ll leave it to the pros.

May your rolls be high, your character arcs messy, and your DM mildly stressed.